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Sam_Flying.jpgI’m happy to announce that my dog, Sam Ochman (pedigree name, King Samson de Soho, shown left, with his friend Charley) is now a card carrying Republican. George Bush sent him a Victory 2004 membership card and a letter welcoming him as “a long-time friend and supporter.”
“Please act today,” Geroge writes. “Your continued support is crucial to our success…. There are liberal groups who have pledged to spend nearly $500 million attacking and distorting our positive message.”
If the Republican party has its mailing list purchase system this together, I’m looking forward to the many other ways they can screw up before election day.
I think we should all sign our pets up immediately. The more non-voting Republicans, the better. Wooooooooooooooooof.