Feili, a 13-year old chimp at Zhengzhou Zoo in central China’s Henan Province, has taken up smoking and spitting because she is sexually frustrated, according to zoo officials.
“Feili took up smoking and spitting because she is incapable of bombing Iraq,” says Joe Livernois, of the Monterey Herald
She imitates the behavior of visitors, who regularly throw her lit cigarettes because they are morons.
Her 41 year-old “husband” is no longer able to satisfy her, according to English.eastday.com. The zoo has tried to find another partner, but all have been rejected