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Granny Pants
I realized that my underwear selections had gotten much uglier over the years, and I just didn’t care.
Immaculate conception
mid-pregnancy scare, I realized I hadn’t had sex in two years.
What do you mean the baby’s not in the car seat! Where is she?
Fast Lane? Obviously, you have never been to Minnesota. Our idea of a fast lane is no one else at the bowling alley.

Those are some of the one-liner entries in Karen Quinn’s Life in the Fast Lane Contest. “There’s been such good response to the ads,” says author Karen Quinn, “that we decided to make a page for them on the site.”
The one-liner entries describing women’s life in the fast lane experiences fuel the ads on 20 blogs, where click thru rates as high as 1.7% are driving traffic to the contest.