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tyson.pngTyson the Skateboarding Bulldog, whose hilarious videos have spread virally around the world, now has his own website, theme song, and his own MySpace page, where he has 7606 friends so far. His profile says he’s single, a Libra, and has an “athletic” build. Absolutely brilliant! The only thing missing, thank god, is Tyson’s blog.
Coming soon, Tyson merchandise, event calendar, and, inevitably, a movie or TV series.
Are you listening Benny Bix Ochman Labradoodle Puppy? Get up off that couch and get a job! Do you think dog food grows on trees?
via the fabulous Judy Vorfeld