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FraudCo has launched The Dishonest Dubya Lying Action Figure, with pretzel wretching action.
“He Lies Like a Bastard” promises the promotional copy, describing the “First President appointed by the Supreme Court.” The doll comes complete with flight suit, “useful for public relations stunts.”
Actual quotes in Bush’s own voice, include such unforgettable Bushisms as “When we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.” “A peance freeance Iraq….” and “There’s an old saying in Tennessee, it says Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me, can’t get fooled again.”
The doll will “Say something stupid,” choke on a pretzel, change clothes, or lie on command.