I got a flyer in my mailbox (not the virtual one, the one in the lobby) about Hong Chen’s new Chinese Therapy Center in Manhattan. It says:
“We will use Chinese acupressure to help remove your tiredness, reduce work pressures, enhance deeper sleep and put relaxation and efficacy into your work.
Please believe in our acupressure. We will become good friends. You are always welcome at our place.”
I have to go run over there now and see if he’ll marry me.