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One didn’t swallow; one didn’t snort (or swallow):
Didn’t Swallow: New York City detective Anthony Chiofalo invoked the spiked meatball defense, saying his wife put pot in his meatballs so he’d test positive for drugs and be forced to retire. But, of course he didn’t swallow. (Look for her recipe on eBay soon.)
Didn’t snort (or swallow) – Powerful right wing evangelist Ted Haggard admitted today to buying methamphetamine and seeking a massage from a gay male prostitute but denied he had sex with the man or used the stimulant.