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The Ricola Mystery Cougher is, without a doubt, the most disgusting, ill-conceived promotion in the world. It’s not fun, funny, interesting, clever, or sanitary. But it seems that it will never end.
Now it’s coming to New York — as if we didn’t have enough to worry about. Well, Mr or Ms. Cougher, if you cough on a New Yorker, someone just might sue you for giving them bird flu.
Yick! Blecch! Yecch! Go away!