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Benny Bix Ochman Labradoodle will be in lights on Broadway at 5:14:30 PM EST every day from May 8 to 12th, thanks to the Nationwide Life Comes At You Fast campaign.
When they tell you they’ve chosen you, they try to get you to give them your phone number so they can remind you. And to give them your friends and family’s phone number so they can call them. Yeah, thanks, I already have insurance. What a silly way to screw up a good idea.
Since I think it would be absolutely great if Benny works and I don’t, I’ve also entered him in the Old Navy mascot contest.