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Sally Palin passed the talent part of the competition last night. When’s the swimsuit competition?
Daily Kos made this flow chart of last night’s debate at 5 in the morning. Like him, I couldn’t sleep. Because the marketing of Sarah Palin, (hey, can I call you Sally? wink wink) is in full throttle and now we have the new and improved (?) Sally Palin. This one can read notecards.
winkydink.pngJust like Rain Man could memorize the phone book, the new, improved (?) Sally Palin can memorize note cards and be super-cute for the cameras. And just like him, she couldn’t tell you why we have phone books, or what the war in EyeRack is really about. So she just kept repeating herself, no matter what the question.
Sally, bless her heart, wink wink, said she wanted more opportunity to “answer these tough questions without the filter, even, of the mainstream media kind of telling viewers what they’ve just heard. I’d rather be able to just speak to the American people like we just did.”
That means we need another vice-presidential debate, darn it. We dare you! C’mon Obama and Biden, take her at her word. Give her another chance to debate. But this time – no notes. That’s right, throw away the notes. We want to hear what you really think Sally, darn it.
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