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quail_speaks.jpgDick Cheney may be off the front page of newspapers, but Quailgate jokes are going strong online.
One that’s going around tonight: a video of a press conference with the quail on Current TV.
As a horrified Scott McClellan stands by, the quail tells the press corps:
“A crazy fat guy tried to shoot me, but instead he shot his old man friend. I laughed until milk came out of my nose. … How are you ever going to find peace when the guys in charge love to kill?”
Suddenly, Cheney runs onstage in hunting gear, with his gun, and tries to shoot the quail. He misses and gets McClellan instead. “Could you guys do me a favor and not make a big deal out of this” Cheney smirks, as McClellan keels over.