For a mere $10 a power, The Hero of Working, Hako-bo DEBO from Kamibashi can bestow five magical powers on you. Can’t hurt, could help! He’ll:
1. Make sure your boss never sees you napping.
2. Make sure you don’t say something stupid at the weekly meeting.
3. Help you find a job that you actually want to do.
4. Make sure you don’t get out-of-hand at the office party.
5. Make sure you always have a working pen within reach.
And, for readers of No Bad Hair Days Blog, which I write for a client, they have a hero who promises the power to only have good hair days.