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Betty White hosted Saturday Night live last night after months of campaigning by the 512.000-member Facebook “Betty White to Host Saturday Night Live (please!?) group
In her SNL monologue, White, who’s 88, said:

“I really have to thank Facebook (Facebook) … I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time. I would never say the people on it are losers, but that’s only because I’m polite. People say ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well at my age, if I wanna connect with old friends, I need a Ouija Board. Needless to say, we didn’t have Facebook when I was growing up. We had phonebook, but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon with it.”