Toto Takes Covering Its Ass to New Heights

Toto Washlet's attention-grabbing giant asses in the middle of Time Square have been covered up. Seems the Rev. Neil Rhodes of Times Square Church didn't like the idea of big asses hanging over his church. So he hit them with an injunction.

They cleverly covered the offending butts with a banner that says "Clean is happy. No ifs, ends, or...."

The asses (above) talk at Clean is Happy. That's where a bunch of (hopefully well-paid) asses will tell you all about the $5,000 Washlet toilet. Personally, I liked their previous ads with ghosts using the bidets.

AdAge reports that asses still reign on West Hollywood's Sunset Strip. Well there's a surprise.

BL, I almost spluttered tea all over my keyboard when I read that last line!