You Know It's a Slow News Day When....

You know it's a slow news day when the headline on the cover of the NY Daily News is "Keith Richards: I Snorted My Dad." And people ask me why I read that rag!

The story about "the leathery legend" is from an interview in UK's NME Magazine.
Among Richards' revelations:

"The best time I've ever had on drugs was...
I can't remember [bada bing]

My favourite new band is...
I ain't got any, they're all a load of crap

I'll stop playing when...
I croak

I wasn't climbing a tree [when he fell, suffering concussion and subsequently having to undergo brain surgery], I was sitting on a fucking shrub. I was sitting on that shrub again today, but I happened to fall off it the wrong way that day."