Time for Disgusting Ricola Mystery Cougher to Die!
That disgusting Ricola Mystery Cougher is still running around spreading germs like Typhoid Mary. As flu season escalates, the idea gets more revolting all the time.
Today's email clue: The Ricola Mystery Cougher will be in Philadelphia on Thursday, December 8th. Catch the cougher at the 9th Street Italian Market near a House of Cheese between 1:00 and 4:00. Good Luck! "Catch the cougher!" Yik.
Can't they just have him get sick and die already? Isn't this campaign ever going to end?
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Blogger, social media strategy consultant to Fortune 500 companies, and sought-after corporate speaker B.L. Ochman heads the creative team of whatsnextonline.com. She also publishes the Ethics Crisis blog for SRF Global Translations