Votergasm is trying to get the vote out by bribing non-voters with election-eve sex after they vote.
Pledgees can pledge to withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election; pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election; or become an American Hero and pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the next four years.
"Pledge-takers who fail to vote are forbidden from masturbating. (Exemption: pledge-takers who are not eligible to vote are encouraged to masturbate frequently.) "Cybersex" does not satisfy the pledge, dorkwad. "
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