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Votergasm: Bribing Non-Voters With Sex

Votergasm is trying to get the vote out by bribing non-voters with election-eve sex after they vote.

Pledgees can pledge to withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election; pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election; or become an American Hero and pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the next four years.

"Pledge-takers who fail to vote are forbidden from masturbating. (Exemption: pledge-takers who are not eligible to vote are encouraged to masturbate frequently.) "Cybersex" does not satisfy the pledge, dorkwad. "

Categories: Alternative Marketing, Best Practices, Buzz, Entertainment, Fun, Marketing Strategy, Politics

BL Ochman | Sep 23 04 12:46 | TrackBack (0)

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That's truly hilarious! Talk about political engagement and rousing voters from their apathy... That phrase will never be the same. :-)

Posted by: Adriana at September 23, 2004 1:19 PM

did you see porno for kerry? There is an x-rated political spoof and the compnay promises to send part of the profits to the kerry campaign

Posted by: john at September 23, 2004 11:40 PM

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