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President Bush Sends My Dog A Victory 2004 Membership Card

I'm happy to announce that my dog, Sam Ochman (pedigree name, King Samson de Soho, shown left, with his friend Charley) is now a card carrying Republican. George Bush sent him a Victory 2004 membership card and a letter welcoming him as "a long-time friend and supporter."

"Please act today," Geroge writes. "Your continued support is crucial to our success.... There are liberal groups who have pledged to spend nearly $500 million attacking and distorting our positive message."

If the Republican party has its mailing list purchase system this together, I'm looking forward to the many other ways they can screw up before election day.

I think we should all sign our pets up immediately. The more non-voting Republicans, the better. Wooooooooooooooooof.

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Congratulatins to Sam the Yellow Lab for being on Mr. Bush's mailing list.
I would encourage him to make a healthy "contribution" to the campaign ASAP. The manner in which the Bush administration has been crapping on our Constitution deserves such a "contribution"!

Posted by: Ed Miller at July 6, 2004 1:13 PM

You assume that Sam�s vote won�t count. If he�s a card-carrying Republican (which I find hard to believe), I suspect it will count, at least once

David

Posted by: David at July 6, 2004 3:01 PM

Apropos nothing, it just occurred to me, BL, that if you could add a G. to your name (e.g., marry someone named G-something) your initials would spell "B.L.O.G."!

Posted by: Rick Bruner at July 6, 2004 6:11 PM

This will definitely help me focus in dating. Thanks for pointing that out. :>)
BL

Posted by: B.L. Ochman at July 7, 2004 11:33 AM

Gephard in the Post and Sammy in the News.

Posted by: David at July 7, 2004 3:55 PM

some good stuff here

Posted by: Adam Smith (Tunisia Hotels Association) at August 3, 2004 3:54 PM

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Blogger, social media strategy consultant to Fortune 500 companies, and sought-after corporate speaker B.L. Ochman heads the creative team of whatsnextonline.com. She also publishes the Ethics Crisis blog for SRF Global Translations

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