The White House conceded today that out of the 300,000 people who found new jobs last month, 299,998 of them were involved in the production of negative campaign ads for the President and the other two were hired to slash Richard Clarkeís tires.
Source: The Borowitz Report
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Blogger, social media strategy consultant to Fortune 500 companies, and sought-after corporate speaker B.L. Ochman heads the creative team of whatsnextonline.com. She also publishes the Ethics Crisis blog for SRF Global Translations